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Email: This can also be used for communication throughout the day when needed for both parents and students. firstname.lastname@example.org
Q: Why was the math book sad on the first day of school?
A: Because it had so many problems
Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in the classroom?
A: Because her students were so bright!
Q: What animal cheats on its tests?
A: A cheetah
Q: What is the smartest state?
A: (Alabama, it has four A's and one B!)
Q: What building has the most stories?
A: (The library!)
Q: What do you get when you throw a million books into the ocean?
A: (A title wave!)
Q: What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
Q: What did the pen say to the pencil?
A: (What's your point!)
Q: Why was the music teacher not able to open his classroom?
A:. Because his keys were on the piano.
Q: Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
A: Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight)